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    You can glue some ones mouth shut after they have said something that pissed you off

    thats after you have crashed tackled them to the floor and knocked them out with a blow to the head with a hammer.

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    <font color="#FF9933" size="1">[ June 20, 2006 01:35 PM: Message edited by: ellanoize ]</font>

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    Super gue your husband's car keys to his for head so her wont forget where he last placed them

    so he wont wake you in the morning when you want to sleep in

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    You can use it to glue your eyelids open when you just cant stay awake at work. [img]eek.gif[/img]

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    You can glue the cleaners mouth shut because your tired of listening to the small minded, nasty, and absolutely petty things she has to mutter about in the morning.

    T'smorning she was complaining about giving away toys to her grandkids and how they were treating those toys..They were second hand toys in the first place and her grandkids are 3 and 4 years old!! Im so tired of listening to her.

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    How about gluing my mother-in-laws lips and ass shut, then she would just implode from all the shit she dishes out. I hate that bitch!

    Oooh I DID just write that out loud didn't I?

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    glueing a prospectus to some one for head and telling them if they dont like it they can shove it and there head up there ass,


    just cuz I had spent hours re wording, typing editing and what else to keep it under 20 pages, make it fit nice adding clour taking out and to have it ready for a week end show when they only came to me with the changes on the tuesday before hand ..... blah blah

    And Belle Thank you for doing the speeling for me, my eyes had gotten fuzzy by the time i sent it to you

    Oh by the way have I bitched enough yet cuz i feel better now its all out

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    super gluessome of the wall and waits to see what bugs she can catch

    Is evil I know

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